The more you know, right?
There are so many things we can learn from this video:
1. Nitrogen, hydrogen, and carbon dioxide are the chemical equivalent of a ‘cock-block’.
2. Avoid chewing on gum, eating beans, and drinking pop before going any place you need to be quiet (i.e. funerals, libraries, movie theatres, mime conventions, etc.). Don’t want a loud, but scentless, butt-burp tarnish the image of the great person you are.
3. Avoid meat, eggs, and broccoli before going any place you need wish to be sulfur-free (i.e. first dates, dinner with the girlfriend’s family, open flames, etc.). Don’t want a foul smell exemplifying how awful a person you really are.
4. If you do need to fart during a test, or in class, make sure it’s a loud one–it’s just more considerate. Don’t ever be a jerk.
There you have it! Your burning questions satisfied for another week. Come back next week where we tackle the sophistication of string-theory and its interpretation of evolutionary theory. Hah, yeah right.
Have a great weekend, beautiful people.